NAUGHTY BENEFIT—You love Planned Parenthood, and you love mortifying stories—so don't miss Naughty Listed: Stories of Holiday Misbehavior, a benefit for Planned Parenthood (keeping reproductive rights safe for everyone!). It's hosted by the heelarious Barbara Holm and features tales from authors Stacy Bolt and Pauls Toutonghi, comics Belinda Carroll, Alex Falcone, and Kristine Levine, and more! WSH
Mission Theater, 1624 NW Glisan, 7 pm, $18-20

MUSIC + WORDS—The new series Seed: Words + Music is a brilliant idea: Writers and musicians create stories and songs inspired by each other's work. With the likes of Laura Gibson, Matt Sheehy, and Cheryl Strayed on the bill, it is scientifically impossible for this show to be anything less than amazing. AH
w/Arthur Bradford, Swan Sovereign, Courtenay Hameister; Alberta Rose Theatre, 3000 NE Alberta, 7:30 pm, $20-22, 18+