—With songs in their hearts and jangles on their strings, the Woolen Men might very well be Portland's most beloved band. Catch their rough-edged and peerlessly fun garage rock down in the East End cellar, along with local band Landlines, who are releasing their excellent new tape tonight. NL
w/San Onofre Lizards; East End, 203 SE Grand, 9 pm, $5

CHRISTMAS SHOW—Portland's favorite Neil Diamond impersonator, Tony Starlight, loves Christmas. With his holiday show, he's taking the production from his supper club on NE Sandy to the larger confines of the Alberta Rose for a variety show filled with holiday music galore, skits, and Vegas-style shenanigans. CF
Alberta Rose Theatre, 3000 NE Alberta, 8 pm, $20-30, all ages