GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! You say he's not treating you right? Then lady spend the night, now. I'll love you like you need to be loved (girl, why don't you try some of me). LET'S GO TO PRESS.
Not knowing when to shut up, Syrian Foreign Minister Walid Muallem launched into a bitter screed at the global peace conference in Switzerland, that was followed by a bitter screed by the UN's Ban Ki-Moon. This conference is going to go well!
Anti-government protests in Ukraine are heating up to a dangerous level, with reports of two protesters being shot to death.
The Northeast is pounded by snow, with residents in some places waking up to a brand new foot of fresh powder. (And no, they're not happy about it.)
The annual "March for Life" is going down in Washington, DC today with reportedly thousands of anti-abortion supporters flooding the city. This means it's a great day to make a donation to Planned Parenthood. (I just did.)
The widow of the man who was killed while texting in a movie theater by a retired Tampa cop speaks out on the attack—and it is heart-breaking.
A transit cop in California claims to have accidentally shot and killed a fellow officer.
Former Virginia Republican Governor Robert McDonnell (along with his wife) have been indicted for accepting $140,000 worth of gifts from a businessman in exchange for the couple's promotion. HA. HA. HA.
In another shocking move from Republicans, they're voting to repeal a tax-dodging law. Because... they hate America.
Get ready for the shock of your life: According to a study, Froot Loops are all the same flavor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Cloudy today, but the sun returns for an extended stay starting tomorrow with highs in the low 50s.
And finally, Michelle Obama dunking a basketball is the most adorably wonderful thing you'll see all day. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!