COMEDY—Richard Lewis is a comic mainstay, renowned for his neurosis and quick self-deprecating wit—it's no wonder he played Larry David's good friend on Curb Your Enthusiasm. The man is a legend of stand-up, so go see what myriad jokes his years of therapy and self-loathing have wrought. It'll make him feel good, and it won't be bad for you either. CF
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, Fri-Sat 7:30 & 10 pm, $25-30

DANCE—It's back! The always-entertaining Silent Disco—the fun-time dance party where you dance silently while wearing headphones—returns... and this time we're whooping it up on Rontoms' spacious patio! The heat lamps will be on, but you won't need them after a few minutes of shaking your ass to the hot spins of DJ TJ of Beatrox. Remember: You control the audio and when to dump the headphones to talk to your friends or that cutie across the bar! WSH
Rontoms, 600 E Burnside, 8 pm, $12