Man! This stuff with Putin and the Crimean peninsula and everything is crazy and confusing. Luckily, martial artist, blues musician, puppy rescuer, and Buddhist Steven Seagal is here to clear everything up.

I spent a good chunk of last night watching Charlie Rose grill John McCain about what we should do about all this, but it wasn't until I saw Seagal explain it this afternoon that shit started making sense.

(Thanks, FilmDrunk.)