... he goes and does an AMA and makes you like him even more. He's promoting The Grand Budapest Hotel (which is giffed above, and is currently playing at Cinema 21, and is 100 percent great) and Le Week-end (which opens next week in Portland, and which Marjorie quite liked when she saw it at PIFF). He's also talking about DNA:

Mr. Goldblum, if you could splice your DNA with another organism, what would you choose and what would be your name?

Hahahaha. Let's see. Off the top of my head, I'd splice myself with a dolphin, and my name would be Surf Goldblum. (Via.)

Read it all. Thanks to Joneser for the heads up, who correctly notes, "He writes like Ian Malcolm talks. It is the best thing."