You talk incessantly all day long. Not about anything that matters or of importance, I think you just love to hear your own voice. You think you are SO special because you have work meetings more frequently now and have to announce it constantly. This, on top of how you are "gluten/dairy/grain" and can't eat this or that... has pushed me to the edge of patience. Get a life outside of work and either find other topics to complain about to at least give me a reprieve or SHUT the HELL UP.

Wait! Stop shutting up, and tell me more about being gluten/dairy/grain. I'm interested in this lifestyle. Is that like a turducken? A gluten stuffed inside a cheese wedge inside a huge oat? Yum.

Want more rants? Get thee to the I, Anonymous Blog, where gluten intolerance is the order of the day—seriously, they flog glutenerds with shards of Triscuits over there.