MUSIC—If going to church sounded like the dreamy synthpop of Chvrches, you could bet your sweet ass we'd be planted in an uncomfortable pew every Sunday. Tonight, go to the church of the floating dancefloor where the Glaswegian trio will spread danceable, cool hits on the wings of Lauren Mayberry's crystalline vocals. CF
w/Summer Cannibals; Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, 8 pm, sold out (get crafty), all ages

COMEDY—Picture This! is an innovative comedy show out of LA that projects live digital drawings created on-the-spot by artists while comedians do their thing. The interplay between comedy and art can be priceless—and the all-lady lineup summoned for this All Jane No Dick festival showcase edition is sure to knock it outta the park. AH
Curious Comedy Theater, 5225 NE MLK, 8 pm, $10-12