Did you guys see Neil deGrasse Tyson is coming to Portland? This is fantastic news and easily justifies my decision to keep on living until at least September (and possibly beyond, depending on how September goes). Tickets go on sale this Thursday at 10 am, but do not buy them then, because that's when I'm getting mine. Once I have my tickets, you guys can do whatever you want, but it sells out before I get my tickets, there's going to be hell to pay.

Alternately, you could join Jared—the community outreach leader for the Creationist Baptist Church of Alabama—on a thrilling trip in his white church van, voyaging through the stars to discover the true origins of life, the universe, and everything.