You heard right—our own Dan Savage (who actually visits Portland more than any other Seattle person I know) is on tonight's new episode of Portlandia (IFC, 10 pm), which also guest stars Kyle MacLachlan and Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age. Obviously this puts me in an awkward predicament since Dan's one of my oldest, dearest friends while Portlandia is... uuuuummmm.... aaaaaahhhh.... not. And yet, you can bet your sweet booty I'll be watching this one!*

*I just hope the rest of the sketches are better than this. :(