A 19-year-old in Salem tries to plan a party using Twitter, forgets that adults can see Twitter, gets busted, is kind of a troll about it. What I can't decide is whose Twitter handle is more obnoxious: Marion County Sheriff's "@MCSOInTheKnow," which is just kind of... asking for it, or the 19-year-old's @beerisrad." (He seems like a Tucker Max in the making, but the name on the account is "Ferris Bieber", which is kind of funny? Or horrible? I'm not sure, which basically sums up how I feel about all teenagers.)