MUSIC CRUISE—Those crazy kids at KPSU have been working their butts off this month to raise money for an FM signal for their radio station. They're throwing all sorts of fun events, culminating with the raging KPSU Kruise—ON A BOAT! Get your ass down low and shake it to and fro for Magic Mouth, and buoy up to the floating bar then out on the floor for the irresistible rhythms of Orquestra Pacifico Tropical. CF
Portland Spirit at Salmon Street Fountain, 1020 SW Naito, board 10:30 pm, cruise leaves 11 pm, $10, 18+

COMEDY—Sketch comedy duo Shelley McLendon and Michael Fetters—who perform together as the Aces—are two of the funniest actors in town. Described as "sketch comedy plus theater plus gym class," their shows push the boundaries of sketch, layering emotional resonance over considerable absurdity. AH
Ethos/IFCC, 5340 N Interstate, Fri-Sat 8 pm, through May 3, $15-18