OH, SURE. You laughed and laughed at those old-timey Life Alert commercials wherein a senior citizen takes a fall and wails, "I've fallen and I can't get up!" Well, now? YOU'RE about to fall... down a stairway of HORROR in this new 2014 version of the same commercial that is now legitimately terrifying! (Note to self: Buy Life Alert, and never buy a house with stairs!)