I'm giving away five pairs of tickets to the Rose City Rollers Championships at Memorial Coliseum on Saturday, June 14. Want 'em? Just email me your full name and "We are the Champions" in the subject line. I'll pick winners tomorrow around noon. The best part? Besides giving you entry to watch two kick-ass roller derby games at a huge awesome venue, these VIP tickets mean you'll get stellar seating and TWO DRINK TICKETS (for booze, if you're 21, of course). What?! So get to emailing me!

Saturday, June 14, sees two home team match-ups on skates. The High Rollers will be battling for third place against the Guns N Rollers. And the main event is the undefeated Break Neck Betties squaring off against the Heartless Heathers. If you want to ensure you're going to see some roller derby, and not just depend on winning this giveaway—you can buy tickets here.

Good luck!