GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Don't look so surprised to know that sometimes women play the field. You may not believe it, but it's real...The game is so real. SO real. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

Today the Trademark Board ruled that the Washington Redskins mascot is "disparaging to Native Americans" and has revoked their trademark protection. HAHAHAHAAAAAA! YESSSSSSSS!

Libya is not at all happy about our special forces coming into their country and arresting one of the Benghazi masterminds, and are demanding his return. We'll take that under advisement! Right after a short nap. Zzzzzzz.

Speaking of BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! (that's my GOP impersonation), presidential probable Hillary Clinton discussed BENGHAZI! at a CNN townhall meeting yesterday, saying there were still many unanswered questions about... BENGHAZI!!

Clinton also took the opportunity to speak out about America-hating gun owners, saying that a minority is terrorizing the majority.

Speaking of terrorists, a terrorist group (probably Boko Haram) set off a bomb in a venue in a northeast Nigerian town where people had gathered to watch the World Cup.

The US is quickly deploying hundreds of troops (and maybe even special forces) as insurgents swarm into Baghdad.

Because now it's becoming a real time drain, a federal appeals court will hear arguments in five same-sex marriage cases from Ohio, Michigan, Kentucky, and Tennessee... all in one fell swoop! Time management, y'all!

Related: For the first time an openly gay black man has been confirmed as a US federal judge.

And in World Cup news, Mexico holds off Brazil for a 0-0 tie, while Russia and Korea Republic end with a 1-1 split. Today it's Spain vs. Chile, Australia vs. Netherlands, and Cameroon vs. Croatia.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: The sun returns this afternoon with a high of 72, and very nice weekend ahead.

And finally, animator Simon Chong created this terrific tribute video that mashes up the song "Hello" from The Book of Mormon with South Park characters... and it works sooooo good.