Why one should never EVER wear flip flops in the bathroom:

If I find myself in the restroom at a place like FredMeyer or new seasons and you are in the urinal next to me, wearing flip flops, don't be too suprised if my urine splashes a little bit into and onto your toes, you see I don't give a fuck and obviously you don't either. That's why you decided to leave the house today in your flip flops. I really enjoy myself peein "just a little" onto the back splash that in turn creates a pissy mist onto your feet.

GROSS!! (Though I will admit "Pissy Mist" would be a good name for my burgeoning punk rock band.) Got a rant or confession to share with the world? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—a mist of pissy people making pissy complaints.