Here's something we're just going to have to accept: After debuting with an amazing first season, now American Horror Story's teasers are far superior to the actual show. That being said, there's always hope for AHS' new upcoming incarnation called Freak Show... which is about you know what. Here's the first teaser, and it's a terrifying home run. WHY CAN'T THE SHOW BE THIS GOOD??! Again, GAAAAAHHH!!