Yes, yes... many of you despise Republicans while others despise Democrats... but here's something we can all despise equally: VOLCANOES!!

More than two million undersea volcanoes are currently erupting, heating and evaporating oceans while over loading them with greenhouse gasses, melting icebergs, lowering sea levels, and reducing pressure off tectonic plates, resulting in Earthquakes creating uplift that causes tsunamis. As the evaporated sea water falls as precipitation temperatures drop, inland glaciers grow, and an ice age ensues.

The media spin and political rhetoric is designed to manipulate Latin American to migrate North to get trapped in the ice with poor and middle class Americans, as the wealthy elite have the vacated Central Americas all to themselves.

INTERESTING THEORY. Now all we have to do is to inspire volcanoes to immigrate to Central America, and we're golden. HEY. Do you have an interesting theory, rant, or confession to share with the quickly freezing planet? Drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—which is like a volcano filled with rancid milk.