Dude... C'MON! I mean, I know last night's Republican rout was a bloodbath... but that's no reason to dress yourself in a snake-proof suit and volunteer to be eaten by a giant anaconda! (Oh, it has nothing to do with politics? And you're doing this just because you think it's fun, and will probably get good ratings for the Discovery Channel? Oh. Okay.... Carry on then!)

Eaten Alive premieres on Sunday, Dec 7 at 8 pm on the Discovery Channel.