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HUMP!—the Mercury's annual amateur porn festival, featuring hilariously sexy and hot five-minute videos made by dirty birds just like YOU—is upon us! It all goes down November 12-16 at Cinema 21... but rest assured, every one of these screenings WILL SELL OUT (because they always do!). For a full schedule of showings and to buy tickets, go to portlandmercury.com/hump. And to wet your whistle, here's a list of the films that'll be playing this year. Come celebrate HUMP!'s 10-year anniversary! A decade of amateur porn! MADE BY YOU!


NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS: Tattooed lady has dinner party and serves too much wine, causing non-tattooed guy to spend night on couch—only to be awakened with black coffee and a dizzying amount of hot hetero sex!

GARDEN PARTY: A wee widdle penis-rabbit, a wee widdle penis-bear, and a wee widdle penis-snake attend a garden party!

HUMPARAOKE: Attractive people sing karaoke and somehow end up in a big, naked shower orgy—lip synching into a Hitachi Magic Wand!