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The Chairman of the Multnomah County GOP Has a Novel (Dick Joke) Take on Kitzhaber's Travails

by Denis C. Theriault • Feb 13, 2015 at 3:40 pm
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What's that saying, "Don't stick your ___ in crazy?" Yeah, looks like @GovKitz broke that rule.
— Eric Fruits, Ph.D. (@ericfruits) February 13, 2015

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