Hi. I'm Francine Colman-Gutierrez. I've been told this column can be a little negative. You're right about that... and here are some more things you're right about.
People who go on and on about "beautiful sunrises" should shut the fuck up. You're right about that.
It's unseemly for adults to ride Razor scooters. Agree 100 percent.
Channing Tatum's face is way too small for his head. That's a very astute thing to say.
There are better careers than modeling. Exactly right.
Dogs are better than cats, with the exception of pit bulls and dachshunds. Hard to argue with that.
Children... am I right? You're totally right.
People with hands bigger than their faces are liars and cheats. Well... 95 percent of the time, yes.
Wearing baseball caps and using the word "hipster" are sure signs of a poor imagination. Preach on, preacher.
Shakira has such a weird voice. I know, right?
