SELF/LESS Ryan Reynolds quest to assassinate everyone who saw Green Lantern continues.
  • SELF/LESS Ryan Reynolds' quest to assassinate everyone who saw Green Lantern continues.

In Self/less, a dying New Yawk tycoon played by Ben Kingsley transfers his consciousness (but not his accent, strangely) into a vessel played by handsome Ryan Reynolds (it must be weird, everyone constantly wanting to switch bodies with you). The process, called "shedding," is done by a mysterious company and overseen by a handsome, unctuous Englishman, which is never a good sign. If you ever opt for an experimental procedure and the doctor turns out to be English, just get out of there. He probably has evil plans.

Just when Kingsley (as Reynolds) is starting to enjoy his hot new bod, bedding babes and b-balling with black dudes like a man half his age, wouldn't you know it, there are complications. Turns out, the Reynolds vessel wasn't actually grown in a lab as advertised. HE WAS A REAL MAN!

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