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Nice try, Portland Mercury. Your cover photograph showing a grim-faced duo performing an apparent dental X-ray with an adjustable-arm lamp is a transparent attempt to convince us subconsciously to accept the fluoridation of Portland's water supply. Too bad, I'm going to sign the anti-Leonardizing petition anyway. And then go buy myself a rockin' bow tie.
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There's an important piece of info you forgot to impart to this year 's crop of college students: as you learn to navigate Portland's bars, restaurants and coffee shops, DON'T FORGET TO TIP your bartender, server or barista. College students are notoriously bad tippers and yeah, I know you're broke, but if you can afford to go out you can afford to tip. Leave a 15% (or higher) tip
and you'll be viewed as an adorable, potentially date-able welcome newcomer. Put the quarter back in your pocket and the staff at that bar you worked so hard to get into will see you as a snot-nosed brat, pour you the shortest shots imaginable and look for any excuse to kick your ass out.
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Yup, this article explains and encourages the biggest problem with Portland: The useless youth it produces for the working world that these very same youth whine about not being able to join. Some drugs, alcohol, protesting, a bike and and half dozen like-minded lumps to share a shit hole of a pad. With this kind of encouragement for students, no wonder Portland youth are readily considered a success if they can just manage a bus pass and learn to make a cup of coffee. As part of a hiring team that regularly interviews these "perfect students", it's great to have gained some additional insight as to why we have such a hard time finding motivated, responsible candidates. So yeah, it's great to keep it real and acknowledge all aspects of "student" life as long as it is also emphasized that when it's all said and done, it's still will indeed be real.

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