You're amazing as always Bri... I love the way your mind works and the shit you come up with. I have to agree with you on the rite aid whitmans sampler! Kinda hard to beat. LoL. A lot of interesting and original ideas. And good anti cocaine message thrown in there while you're at it lmao

I enjoyed this! You should have a weekly column. Seriously.

If you do get a box of Whitman Samplers, understand your loved one is totally ok with forced child labor.

I can't speak of Alma Chocolate, but they don't seem to explicitly state their chocolate is not mixed with children's blood, although the owner has proclaimed she cares about social justice (for what that is worth.)