The collapsible water bowl industry is so angry right now.

Related: My least favorite thing about hiking is taking the exact same way back down the hill you just climbed - in which case, your OHSU idea can be expanded to include a short hike from OHSU to Council Crest, where you can check out some sweet views, then take a bus back down -- or continue over the Marquam Trail to the Zoo, where you can see LIONS and then take the MAX straight back home.

I shall continue my campaign to NOT nod at Alex Falcone at various Portland locations. Surprisingly difficult. He's an easy guy to nod at.