All of the white folx who live here acting like they aren't constantly perpetuating white supremacy when they are. Portland's been gettin' that wrong the whole time I've been here and WAY before my arrival.

Guess nobody sent that one in though, huh? Or some folx sent that one in and it wasn't 'fun enough' to make the list? 'Cuz, you know, we gotta make sure we include a facetious comment about someone claiming Portlanders are fornicating with cabbage instead of real commentary.

But hey, OLCC restrictions that don't let you buy tequila at the supermarket and that lack of air conditioning in the summer is what Portland's really getting wrong.