Portland is a wonderland of snacky foods and awe-inspiring snack creators, so no matter what I put on this list, I will inevitably miss a few. But here I am, shouting out a few local favorites. Based on years of diligent research, shoving my hands into hors dâoeuvres table pile-ups and annoying grocery clerks for samples, these are my top picks for foods you might pass in the store aisles that you really should stuff in your mouthâdietary restrictions allowingâto show your local snack pride.
MoonBrine Super Dill Pickles
Briny glory is afforded those brave enough to venture into the Ford Building basement, which isnât scary at all and which has pickles in it! Former New Yorker Stewart Golomb runs his delightful Shop nâ Snacketeria in the brightly lit underground corridor, where one may purchase any number of pickled vegetables (cauliflower, carrots, asparagus, cabbage, etc). Golomb even sells his brine (I found about MoonBrine from a bar that offered up a shockingly delicious pickleback). Golombâs basic Super Dill pickles are so crisp and perfectly balanced (neither too garlicky nor too vinegary) that I always want more. If you canât make it over to the basement, you can find MoonBrine at 16 of your local New Seasons stores.
Juanitaâs Chilipeño Chips
If I ever have a child I will straight up name that child Chilipeño. Such is my love for this yellow stone ground corn tortilla chip, covered in an ambrosia dust of onion powder, jalapeño pepper, and paprika! Thereâs a cheesy element too, but no cheese to be found in the ingredientsâitâs probably from the torula, a kind of nutritional yeast. The Hood River Juanitaâs factory isnât too far from Portland, but it was far enough that, for years, shipments of Chilipeños were fanatically monitored, with forum threads full of ChilipeñiacsâI made that up nickname, sorryâtipping one another off to local locations that had the highly addictive chips in stock. Luckily, as the power of Juanitaâs continues to grow, I now see these chips at all sorts of larger grocery stores like Fred Meyer and New Seasons. Iâm a little nostalgic for the mad dash to snatch up new shipments, but Iâm happy that everyone can now hold a bag in their arms and pretend itâs a flavorful baby.
Roons
My palate swings savory, so I was happy to discover Jenn Topliffâs Roons: perfectly made, ever-so-slightly salty macaroons that Topliff and her team cook up in the Southeast industrial district. Iâm for the original Roons, with their adorable chocolate butts and rich coconut tops, but Topliffâs also cooked up a popular lemon flavor (white chocolate butts), aaaaaand (hay Fall hay!) a pumpkin spice version.
Secret Aardvark Sauce
Portland is a sauce town. And, while I was doing research (snacking), I saw many great sauce contenders for the crown: Nongâs Khao Man Gai Sauce, the robust and prolific offerings of Beavertonâs Beaver Mustard, Portland Ketchup, etc. But one sauce rises above the rest: Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce! Created by Scott Moritz in the kitchen of a Southwest Portland-area home, Aardvark Sauce is a curious middle ground between sauce and salsa. A little bit packs a lot of flavor, and too much can quickly land you in the hot-mouth hot-seat. The Mercury actually wrote a whole feature on Aardvarkâs history in 2013, though Moritz himself sadly passed away in 2009. His wife Stacy still runs Aardvark with a crew of dedicated employees, and despite Aardvarkâs growing fame and availability, the companyâs site says itâs still âcommercially packed at a local family-run plant near Portland.â
Choiâs Radish Kimchi
Thereâs an earnestly kept map in my brain of places which carry not only Choiâs Kimchi, but especially Choiâs Radish Kimchi. The delicious scents of probiotic fermentation which creep from this jar are even more intense than the all-cabbage varietyâso I resist the urge to snack on it in our officeâbut its tangy crunch has me addicted. Matt Choi and his mother Chong Choi started out selling their kimchi at the Portland Farmers Market, but now you can buy Choiâs Kimchi in countless local grocery chains. Iâll still hit them up at the Farmerâs Market though, because thatâs where you can grip jars of their seasonal kimchi.








