Sorry, I already told you, i'll stop cooking fish (if that's what my leftovers are) when you stop pissing on the floor.

It's a fair trade.
"This is Portland...It's the slowest, beardiest marathon race ever run, where we all leisurely chase our adolescence into our 40s."

excellent work, sir. i'm going to twist that line into a legitimate argument the next time my folks call to subtly hint at the fact that they think i'm a slacker.
Someone out there has validated that I'm not alone in my fatigue of stupidity. Thank you!

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