I see you posting all day long, whenever I take a glance back you've already posted again. You live under a bridge. You are like a sad, angry, solipsistic muppet Gandalph furiously waving your staff at every comment thread. Get off the damn internerd already you fawking troll! You actually make me think free information to the internet may actually be a bad thing because you are always there. Fucking it up. TROLL! Go back under your bridge!
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