To the whiny asshole at every bar or eatery offering an outdoor patio for smokers to enjoy their vice: fuck you.
I couldn't give a fuck less if you think I smell, or that I am feeding money to some racist fucks in the south. It's MY vice (I'm sure you have some of your own), MY cigarettes, and MY god damn business.
Bars, music venues, apartments, and most other indoor locations have been taken away from us, shoving us aside to the outdoors or some secluded area to enjoy a quick smoke.
If it bothers you so much, go inside and stuff your fat face there, lest my pleasant meal or delightful smoking be ruined by the sound of your incessant bitching.