To the gentlemen who finds it appropriate to put a snot rag in his pocket before he left his house to get in his car to go to a restaurant. And blow your filthy fucking nose as loud as a child screaming IN the restaurant..Are you kidding? And the nerve for you to look at me like I'M AN ASSHOLE, after you screamed bacteria into your cotton sarcophagus? I was about to put a forkful of Heaven into my mouth, when your snot appeared on the end of my fork. I was an inch from walking to your table and flipping your plate in your lap. I am more disgusted with myself for not doing it. I hope you choke on your own snot.
Reusable Snot Rag Guy
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