Somehow it has become okay to order a cranberry-vodka or a redbull-vodka. Dearest Portland, it's liquor THEN mixer, ALWAYS. Would you order a coke and jack, a tonic and gin, a seven and crown? Many nights I now hear customers order grapefruit and vodka, ginger whiskey, diet rum and coke. (wtf is diet rum?) Also, call liquor is named that because it is... call! Vodka soda.. Mono (wrong), gin and tonic.. Sapphire (wrong), ginger whiskey.. Maker's (double wrong). There's a grammar to ordering your drink that's similar to knowing the difference between your and you're. Order backwards at your own risk. We bartenders judge quick. Enjoy your shitty drink.