Hey you fucking hippies in Col. Summers tight rope walking and hula hooping you look like idiots but that is fine. What is not fine is all of your brand new puppies from the puppy store. You're little lopso-poo and dalmatian and those dogs that look like little teddy bears make you look like dicks. You and your stupid diy t-shirt from a potato sack doesn't make up for the thousands of dollars you spent on your dog. I could tell you all about animal adoption but Bob Barker already told you! You don't give a shit about anything, so stop trying to dress like you do. You're music suck and you're girlfriend is ugly and you're cute ass dog doesn't make up for that. If I see your dog pregnant in a year I'm going to push you down a flight of stairs. I hate you!