Hey White Guy with Dreadlocks Biking on E Burnside
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No helmet. Hands off the handlebars. Listening to music on your IPod. Looking around from time to time to see who's checking out your super-awesomeness.
Your douchey-looking hairdo isn't going to protect your brain when you get hit by a car you didn't hear coming, or you fall off your bike into the traffic lane with your hands still posed oh-so-casually behind your back.
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