Dear owner of a car with a car alarm: I hope your car gets stolen. I work downtown, and at least twice a week, your car interrupts my work for fifteen minutes, letting the entire world know that you're a giant a-hole. I can even see your car from my office window. I see your lights flashing. I see no one stealing your car. But you know what? If I DID see someone stealing your car, I would not only let it happen, I would applaud the thief. Heck, I might even keep lookout for them.