Dear asshole that was too good to put the seat up in the mens bathroom at the mall on 5th, I really had to take a shit bad. I walk in to find your piss all over the seat. Thanks for that, I always enjoy mopping up someone elses feces before hunkering down to pinch off a loaf. What I'm truly thankful for though, not in a facetious way, is those awesome Carrera Italian sunglasses you left on top of the TP dispenser. You came back and asked if they were still in there, I would have given them back if it weren't for the mess you left. I looked them up too, 120$ they cost you. You'd think someone that can afford sunglasses like that would have more class, guess not. -I anonymous