7/7/11 approx 7:50 am.
You: dumbass blonde bimbo chick in 4-door black Ultima. Me: one of the unfortunate ones two cars behind you in the passing lane (the left lane) on I-205 just before the George Abernathy bridge. Well, I guess we were all fortunate that the semi truck behind me stopped in time. Hey, you idiot, the next time you have to throw up, pull over! Do not just stop on the highway and open your door and hang your stupid head out of the car! Or throw up on yourself. Were you still drunk from the night before? Maybe you are pregnant — let’s hope not — the world does not need another idiot.