Ok ladies, I get it.. I mean, why would you want to sit your bare little bottom on a filthy public toilet seat? So your solution is to squat above it and sprinkle your little yellow, love-germs all over it, leaving a delightful treat for the next in line. Did you ever stop to think that THIS is the reason the seats are so fucking disgusting? I hate walking into the stall to find little bits of you residing where I need to sit - yes, sit - and do my business. If you are still feeling ill at the thought of contact, then at least clean up your goddamn mess!