I'm sorry to inform you that we only took those rental applications as a polite way of saying goodbye. Your houses are fatally flawed. One was too small, one had bad feng shui, one we nicknamed "the craphole". While you all seem like very nice people, we are not interested in living in your homes. That said, it is very possible we will be rejected by the few nice options available; at which point I will call you to ask for another copy of the application, because I "misplaced" all of mine in the recycling bin 10 minutes after I got home. Thank you for your time, and hopefully you will not hear from me anytime soon.