Really Porland youth, really? All those masters degrees, all that potential. And all I see you do is get drunk every single night of the week. And driving drunk to boot. Regularly.
How do you even afford that? Especially considering the levels of intoxication I regularly observe. Walking up Grand towards Burnside is like running the gauntlet of drunk kids who act smug until they're barfing in the gutter crying about stupid shit that could have been prevented if they hadn't drank to excess in the first place.
Come on. Wake up. Shit needs to get done. And getting blackout drunk every night and then bragging about it isn't going to fix any of those social issues you loudly and regularly pontificate about.

Sober up dipshits.