You seemed kinda cool. Laidback skateboarder, new to the area, blah blah blah. Allow me to offer a suggestion that you carry with you on all future dates some sort of disclaimer. You are not laidback, you are uptight, as evidenced by your paralyzing fear of women, fucking, and using the telephone. Sure, the majority would congratulate your performance of the ultimate burn: The Fuck and Run After Misrepresenting Oneself.

I worked with what little I had (seriously, 6'5" with a 4-inch dick?), and am thankfully free to pursue better friendships. While you may join the league of pathetic douchebags who self-congratulate in the form of bumping your own fists together for finally getting laid, before you proceed to masturbate and get drunk on the couch (again).