I'm sorry for throwing my cigarette butts on the ground, for spitting right where someone else will be putting their feet at a bus stop, for cycling on the sidewalk then randomly pulling out into the road, then into the crosswalk, for not saying hello when you ask me how i am doing and just bark my lunch order at you, for driving like a fucking idiot, for my Jean shorts, for not asking you if you are in line, for talking loudly on the phone in public, for my flapping stretched ears, for shitting on toilet seats, for not holding the door, for farting on the bus, for my shitty taste in loud music, for not smiling at strangers, Please forgive me.