Why does everyone complain so fucking much? (I know, I see the paradox. I am complaining about complainers, but I digress) Your insignificant frustrations with people aren't really that big of a deal. Why don't you all just breathe, be more assertive or let it the fuck go and move on. I am really getting tired of these I anonymous negative rants. These self-absorbed cynic types, who critique everyone's approach to life, just infuriate me. Being anonymous doesn't automatically mean only write about your annoyances. How about something a little more positive? Your life can't be that bad right? Right? And if it is...maybe it's you.
Dear I Anonymous
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