Hey, Willamatte Week!

1) I enjoy your blog's "Occupier of the Day" series (even though it's a rip-off of the Mercury's "What's Your Story?" series, which was abysmal), but why do you have to make the pictures of the occupiers so small? How the hell am I supposed to know which occupiers I want to fuck if I can barely see them?

2) If you're going to rip off the Mercury's "What's Your Story" series (which, it's worth repeating, was truly abysmal), why not also rip off the I, Anonymous Blog so I can rant at the right paper?