Remember five years ago when all of us thirty-somethings were twenty-somethings? Remember when Portland restaurants served $5 lunches that did not come from a food cart? Remember when fixed gear bikes were cool and how there were no neighborhood greenways or sharrows marking the way? Remember five years ago when you could rent a one bedroom apartment for $450/month? Remember when text messaging was cool? Remember Roots Brewery? Remember how this was kinda a hippie town and no one said 'hipster'? What happened around here?