Old man & young lady, enjoying each others company at the bar. Yes, silver fox, you looked fun-loving, even youthful, with your unabated grin & flowing locks. And sprightly gal; you looked perhaps wise, and as though you might appreciate an aged gentleman. But seeing you two canoodling, Mr. I'm-probably-pushing-60 & Ms. I'm-25-and-not-into-boys!, and then leaving together... Ultimately: gah-ross!
Old Man Loving, Trophy Wife Stuffing?
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