You used to be fun. You use to pull toys out of your ass and spin around on a pole and dress the way you acted. But now, you do what everyone else done... kind of shake your ass and try to small talk me. Its so BOOOORRRRIIINNNGGGG. What are you doing? Are you getting old? You're regressing and I'm worried about you.
Dear Stripper at Sassy’s
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