Hey, orange sweatshirt dude: when you asked me "Isn't having a stalker kind of like a compliment?" and I was all frigid straight up "NO." what I really meant is "YES, I am just so into a man who wants to fuck me so much he won't ask first.". This is also what I'm saying when I wear a v-neck, smile at you when I hand you your coffee, or ask you how your weekend is shaping up. Come back in soon for a hj in the stock room and my home address!
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