I wanna get a turtle and let it wander around my apartment and maybe even snuggle it sometimes. I shave everyday because I have access to hot water. I occasionally wear hats. I bought a straight brimmed black Brixton cap from the Internet and only wore it out once because it didn't feel natural so now it's in my closet. I do calisthenics. If my potential turtle were to die, I would get sad. I walk everywhere. I smoke a lot of marijuana. I read crime fiction mostly, some philosophy. There, now that we know I exist, I can stop trying to prove it. Tonight I'll be celebrating. Alone.